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MacAdder


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Blonde Diary


January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!


March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April

Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!


May

Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!


June

Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!


August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.


September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?


November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!


December

Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

What a year!!



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LOL "Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
That is great.

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A blonde with a brain on board only means she is pregnantevileye



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OI!!!! ill have you know - it might be out of a bottle but im blonde(ish) lol!

heehee blonde jokes are alway fun -Shaun think i need to make a new forum for fun stuff just for you lol!


There we go a forum just for this sort of stuff lol!

-- Edited by Lizardlover at 17:02, 2008-11-21

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Blonde moment

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says“please come over here and help me.  I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get it started.

Her boyfriend asks, “what is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says “according to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.  She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:“First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger”.

He takes her hand and says “second, I want you to relax.  Lets have a nice cup of tea and then ….”



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lol great blonde jokes

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair.

artificial intelligance.

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